Welcome to the Hivemind.

Welcome to the Hivemind.

Phuck Phipps.

Phuck Phipps.

[Cylon Eyeball Sounds]

[Cylon Eyeball Sounds]

"ASS of USA" for short.

"ASS of USA" for short.

Hell? Hell is for children.

Hell? Hell is for children.

I thought those were shrooms. I read someplace that the Vikings used to trip before combat.

I thought those were shrooms. I read someplace that the Vikings used to trip before combat.

It is my life's ambition to hold Tom Cruise at arm's length by pushing on his head while he flails his arms wildly trying to hit me. All other goals are secondary.

It is my life's ambition to hold Tom Cruise at arm's length by pushing on his head while he flails his arms wildly trying to hit me. All other goals are secondary.

"Ow! My Balls: The Movie!" is coming out soon?!?!

"Ow! My Balls: The Movie!" is coming out soon?!?!

Your comment in a pseudonymous message board that you would strengthen gun control laws has already made you unelectable. Sorry!

Your comment in a pseudonymous message board that you would strengthen gun control laws has already made you unelectable. Sorry!

So, where's the response from Sam Adams, the only one of you mooks who has more than a snowball's chance in hell of being elected president?

So, where's the response from Sam Adams, the only one of you mooks who has more than a snowball's chance in hell of being elected president?