I'm sure the Hivemind will be donating a bunch of money to suicide prevention hotlines because of this, right? Or doing anything at all to prevent further suicides? No? Oh, well, at least you feel bad for one complete stranger's self-inflicted death, while ignoring, say, thousands of starving children a day; good for…

*joins in with @avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus  (though I am doing it because it is my custom to read Newswire posts in this fashion)*

@avclub-94d231f11cdc1fae024849f33f7a7156:disqus : Toad's no match for the Buddhist Palm strike that falls from the heavens.

@avclub-94d231f11cdc1fae024849f33f7a7156:disqus : Toad's no match for the Buddhist Palm strike that falls from the heavens.

I'll go ahead and interpret this grade as Nabin's secretly successful birthday present to me.

This is becoming a pain in the [Star  W]ars[e]

F'Murrica, fuck yeah!

Bacon turns Glenn Beck on. Just FYI.

Bacon turns Glenn Beck on. Just FYI.

Saddest. Thread. Ever.

Saddest. Thread. Ever.

JP gets it. Of course there are a bunch of racist, misogynistic, whateveristic dipshits on the internet (and, ya know, in the world). But plenty of valid criticism gets dismissed out of hand because there are some other fucking assholes saying shit like "I hope she gets raped and dies LULZ!"

But whether you don't care for her acting, just think the role is poorly written and boring, or find that her botox made her face look like her entire head had been stuffed into a condom, remember: you're a misogynist.

I watch it for the special effects.

I like them all, too. Unfortunately, that doesn't include Skyler, because she's clearly just Woody Harrelson in a wig.

"Just" the worst? I think she's the worst and also that she looks like a human sausage.

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus Too bad. I am offended.

I don't care for your comment one way or the other. After how bad it is, I doubt I will read your future comments.

You'll need a new TV by the first commercial break.

Don't worry, I masturbate to every one of O'Neal's Newswire posts, and he still writes them.