I hadn't heard this awesome tidbit; it bumps NPH up to #3 on my man crush list. He still has a way to go to surpass #2 Dan Marino and #1 Optimus Prime, though.

I hadn't heard this awesome tidbit; it bumps NPH up to #3 on my man crush list. He still has a way to go to surpass #2 Dan Marino and #1 Optimus Prime, though.

What, you have a problem with "leatherheaded" extra-dimensional alien teenagers as explanations for things?

What, you have a problem with "leatherheaded" extra-dimensional alien teenagers as explanations for things?

Tangentially,  "arguably" is inarguably the most overused adverb in the English language.

Tangentially,  "arguably" is inarguably the most overused adverb in the English language.

And then He confused Darrell Hammond with Daryl Hannah.

And then He confused Darrell Hammond with Daryl Hannah.

Everybody's parents watch this show, but everybody's too ashamed to admit it.

Everybody's parents watch this show, but everybody's too ashamed to admit it.

So it's a bomb that decreases entropy?

So it's a bomb that decreases entropy?

There's already a reverse fusion bomb. It's called a fission bomb, aka atomic bomb, A-bomb for short, and the US dropped two of 'em on Japan in WWII. But last I checked, it didn't do a very good job of freezing things.

There's already a reverse fusion bomb. It's called a fission bomb, aka atomic bomb, A-bomb for short, and the US dropped two of 'em on Japan in WWII. But last I checked, it didn't do a very good job of freezing things.

Yeah, the five million dollars thing kinda makes it look a certain way, doesn't it?

Yeah, the five million dollars thing kinda makes it look a certain way, doesn't it?

Wait, when did we gain the ability to comment on Savage Love? And why am I using it simply to remark on the fact that we can comment?

Wait, when did we gain the ability to comment on Savage Love? And why am I using it simply to remark on the fact that we can comment?

@avclub-e13b23c7c10ccb387348f47b3d9ee679:disqus : Real hipsters don't steal things from The Onion!

@avclub-e13b23c7c10ccb387348f47b3d9ee679:disqus : Real hipsters don't steal things from The Onion!