Oh man, the Snorg. You got me to shoot a liquid out of my nose again, O'Neal.

Oh man, the Snorg. You got me to shoot a liquid out of my nose again, O'Neal.

She touched Neil Armstrong's suspended sack.

If only the animals had been eaten, they'd only be two away from having some kind of sick tie-in to the incessant oatmeal ads.

Just a giant squid fighting against a semen-drenched … what's that? oh, really? … a sperm whale.

I can see Russia from my cunt.
vs.
I can see Russia from my pussy.
vs.
I can invade Russia with my dick.

The new Battlestar Galatica, anyone?

O'Neal, you potato-eating Irish bastard, the second paragraph made me spit beer all over my keyboard.

1 is my favorite binary number.

I will have to try harder. You give me something to aspire to.

Even a syphilitic hooker can give a mean blow job occasionally, despite the chancres and seizures.

Hah. If those guys commenting on the article at rockpapershotgun put as much thought into the real world economy as they did into MMO economies, we'd be out of this recession in like a week.

I wonder what movies Scott has edited lately. He doesn't seem to have an IMDB page.

Ah, yes, "Legos: The Game" … no thanks.

Binding of Isaac has to be the indy game of the year. Holy hell, I haven't been so disturbed by cartoony graphics since the last time I went to Spike & Mike's animation festival.

In Soviet Яussia, Я backwardses you!

You have basic human empathy, you sick fuck.

Actually, you were fighting on the side of justice. Sorry, you're not evil. Chaotic good, probably.

It should take you like ~ 90 minutes to beat every level and unlock every achievement. There is utterly no challenge in the game — e.g. in the endless mode you can just hold the stun gun in the middle w/ infinite ammo and beat every wave. And so on.

Oh, wow, I barely could force myself to continue after the 2nd sentence. Thanks. My bum hurts.