Is this movie a masterpiece? Hello no. Did I buy it when it was in a $5 bargain bin? Hell yes.

I really hope
that he walks up to a 12 year old boy at a Thai love house and screams "I DESERVE TO BE BLOOOWWWWN!"

True. He was charging $50 for a picture with him at NY Comic Con so he would probably do it for the money.

I really hope
That this doesn't become a show where they are constantly referencing the original with a "wink wink."

I Watersified my family photos and now we are all eating dog shit while in drag and fucking each other.

And for some reason, Dane Cook still gets to walk the earth.

"Mr. Murdoch we have another well-reviewed show that hasn't found an audience, what should we do with the cast?"

Lonestar!
I bet Dark Helmet is behind this.

I personally enjoyed the bit about getting crabs.

I hope you mean the book and not the movie.

They should do "Oscar Movie." Oh wait, that would require them actually doing something aside from taking the vague outline of a film and filling it with slapstick and dick and fart jokes

With Kevin James as the harsh-yet lovable Guerrilla

Now I'm wondering…
Now does she swallow his dead penis and eats it or is it purely in a sexual sense? Because either way I feel that there is a great comic scene with her husband's ghost making some snippy comment like "Oh great, when she said she'd swallow over my dead body…she really meant it."

I don't know about you guys…
but an appearance by John Hodgman enhances anything.

that is some keen insight my friend

Nagh, CancerAids is just such a beautiful phrase that it can never be replaced.

@bad news

My morals have just slid in to oblivion by the fact that I started laughing at all of these….

It really bothers me…
that there are people that upon hearing this news go ahead and try to find the meanest pun they can think of.

I don't even know how I would react to seeing that. Aside from the friends and family of the deceased I feel the worst for the band. Every time they play whatever song they were in the middle of they will have to be reminded of this.