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I saw this the other night at a screening and tired to stay as ignorant as possible to what it was about.  I kind of wish that the review didn't reveal the whole cult aspect because it was a rather "what the fuck is happening" moment for most of the people around me in the theater.  Not knowing the whole cult thing

Have you ever danced with the devil while there were dogs and cats living together? Mass hysteria!

@drinky you have a point. However, sometimes you don't have the time to type a comment and just want to wish some quick canceraids on the go!

Can they also add…
a canceraids button? Some days you just want to wish canceraids on a comment.

I once saw Jared Leto fall while climbing the scaffolding at warped tour. If only he took the stage and 30 Seconds to Mars fans with him.

In my day…
stages stayed upright like a stage is supposed to. You kids today with your swinging stages. Sure it's exciting but don't come running to me when you die!

I wanted…
Harrision Ford to have that "Goddammit why am I acting" facehe has had lately throughout this movie. Sadly my dreams have been crushed

I'm going to miss…
reading a comment that I think is real only to find out it's a spammer.

I really hope Ozzy went to Dio's grave and yelled "Who is replacing who now!" as lighting strikes in the background.

Geez Ozzy
If only you would jump in Dio's grave as fast as you took his spot in the band!

Don't put it out with your boots Ted!

What…….
no Tank Girl?

I own the "Family Fun Edition" of Jingle all the Way

You Forgot…
Jingle All the Way

I Hope the Plot….
Entails them coming back to town for Stifler's Mom's funeral….so John Cho can show up and say "I'd still hit that."

or Bat-mite.

@Arsenio, you have a valid point sir. However, I'm pretty sure that the telenovella guys advertise. Disco Stu…..does not.

both?

Well of course Hipster doesn't like The Simpsons……He loves The Cleveland Show ironically.

BUT I AM THE REAL SEYMOUR SKINNER!