well done segascream……well done.

That poor guy spends his days with dangerous animals only to be done in by the AIDS and Herpes he caught from a shitty basic cable host

@Mr. Greene I find something oddly alluring about Kristin Schall as well

I cry during Armageddon as well but mostly because it is a heaping pile of shit

Sadly, since he can't get any funding for "Fruitcake" John Waters needs something to do

Are Method and Red….
So broke after their failed sitcom that they need to resort to playing a Juggalo convention?

Ditto

Sadly, Yes……….

Whenever I stay at my girlfriend's parent's house they give me a pillow with a Sesame Street case on it to sleep on.

I think that hardcore band that woke the kid up in that old orange juice commercial needs to do a number on all of your sleeping asses

Growing up I thought that the X-Men were really awesome…

FREEBIRD!

As shitty as the show may have been, people who go to shows in order to heckle artists they don't like are pretty much uber douches.If you think he sucks just leave. I personally think he sucks so I just ignore him. I bet Jiminy over here yells out "Freebird" and "Slayer" at every concert he goes to.

What do you mean? Ringo just doesn't have a band….he has an All-Starr band!

Well said sir. However, I can not understand how Yoko thinks that Rock Band respects the integrity of the band anymore than itunes. The Beatles' music has been whored out in so many ways already why draw the line at itunes?

Please Explain…
How making a video game where people can play Beatles songs with a plastic guitar is not itunes

FAINTING WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!

Side Note: Why does no one ever talk about the scene where he hallucinates that the girl on the bow of the boat getting hit by a truck?

Excuse me good sirs, but can anyone please explain howditgetburned exactly?

I saw The Extra Man the other day and she looked like Christian Bale in The Machinist