I was excited about Tennant as the Purple Man in a Marvel Netflix series, until someone pointed out it meant Howerton wouldn't be cast as him.

"If you didn't want to be stabbed, you shouldn't have knives in your kitchen for people breaking into your house to stab you with!"

22222etc.'s job as a "marriage counselor" is just him telling couples "if you didn't want to be unhappy, you shouldn't have gotten into a relationship. It's your fault for risking it."

Uh huh. Sure, buddy.

No no no, you misunderstand. He's saying it's impossible for a healthy relationship to include looking at porn! Or that it's unhealthy to have the totally normal desire for your partner to prefer to fantasize about you than to look at porn, and thus send him photos.

"Anyone with half a brain knows that nothing, nothing anywhere on the Internet is safe. If you don't want anyone to know a secret, don't tell them. If you don't want anything high jacked, like your credit card number, do NOT use online banking."

I was on the fence about the ending, until my girlfriend mentioned (ironically, as part of her explaining why she disliked it) that it was probably meant as a commentary of the abusive relationship dynamic. The man is trapped, fearful that stepping out of line will potentially get him killed by the person he once…

I'm hoping between the guest stars and Offerman's direction, they'll opt for an extended cut online/on the DVD. We already know there's more to the Burnham music video.

A woman becoming pregnant is now a sitcom cliche? Man, real life is such a sitcom cliche sometimes.

That's precisely why they'll have April get pregnant in the final season, to throw in some last-season-development to the most immature character. A la Michael Scott becoming increasingly grounded in his final season.

I am shocked, and more than happy, that we got 10 brilliant years out of that premise. Wanting to expand beyond the character is something Colbert is allowed to do, and I think he's more than earned our trust that his show won't be a bore-fest.

Paul F Tompkins for 11:30 on Comedy Central. A late night version of Kroll Show, featuring all of his characters popping up in different capacities.

That'd be fine if the show treated it as irrational action. I feel like, instead, they treated it as Hand being completely justified while Coulson and his team were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I believe they've hinted in past interviews that Skye is, or is connected to, a well known comic character. But that may be on the same level of a Graviton or a Deathlok. If they assign her someone as big as Spider-Woman, I'd just be irritated they tied off the possibility of introducing a better version of that…

Basically happening in the Ultimate comics right now.

Didn't occur to me when I read it. Again, would be so disappointing. Drew's a much better character than someone who's in over their head 80% of the time and gets by on spunk.

Would it really shock you if a Marvel character turned out to survive his "death"?

Oh God, I just imagined Skye being a Steve Moffatt-era companion for the Doctor. It fits well, in all the worst ways.

And wait til he sees what actors they force to say it.

I think the MCU version is definitely heads, not limbs. Saw Winter Soldier twice and paid attention to the Zola scene the second time for the exposition and potential Easter Eggs, and Zola says heads. His face actually splits into two faces on the screen for emphasis.