Fine Gardening magazine would like to remind its green-thumbed readers that the benefits of blindfold gardening are only improved with the strategic use of a Daft Punk Ninja.

His math checks out, is the best part.

By the way, what does Fall Out Boy have to do with rock 'n' roll?

If it were a Zodiac MF quote, wouldn't it be, "DON'T CURSE THE DARKNESS, LIGHT A CANDLE MOTHERFUCKER"?

Bill Murray don't cut it for you?

@avclub-832d86d3a05e2b4973c329471ee9d6c4:disqus

Hey, do you think there'll be an unreliable father figure in this movie? I've been waiting for a movie to come out that has an unreliable father figure, but…I want him to be portrayed with kind of an "aw shucks, you don't really hate me, do you?" demeanor.

He's probably unfamiliar with Breaking Bad.

"Jon Hamm would've summoned his privates' helicopter to take him back to his privates' island, Hammburg, until all this B&E stuff cooled out."

"…reported that, among others, Fun. is scheduled to appear on pivot.'s HitRECord premiere…"

Yeah, that Klosterman article is painful to read.

*slide whistle*

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus, haha, problems just bend over and expose their butt holes to you, don't they?

I mean, yeah, a shitty song made longer is a shittier song; I get that.

Suffice to say, this is not a Scheherazade crowd.

wait what

@santos No, it's in the mid-80s during the day and it's sub-40 at night. So, you know, it makes dressing weather-appropriate *real* easy.

And Florida! Buuuuuuuuuuur!

P.S. I grant that Beleiber is at least kind of clever (but still cloying).

Y'know, I haven't crunched all the numbers on this, so I may be wrong, but from what I can tell