No, he said alumni.

Internet, you have given me a reasoned response instead of a knee-jerk, "LOVE IT" or "HATE IT" polarity! Zwounds!

I don't know this band. Internet: tell me if I should love them or hate them.

Of course, Makoto's the best, but that's only talking about the inner senshi; if we're including the outer senshi in the consideration, things get much more complicated and require charts and a series of venn diagrams!

Oh man, I love Sailor Moon.

Let's bitchsmack gender income inequality and then write SLUT on its forehead!

Oh man, I gotta go sit down.

Y'know, I don't wish that he would die, but I don't think I'd complain, either.

"I just wish—"
*sighs*
"I just wish I could read."

Looking forward to also never getting around to seeing the sequel not out of spite or contempt but just because y'know it, like, never happened and no one I know seemed to mind all that much, either.

@avclub-91218c77f8f780cc1b0e00f826b155b8:disqus, if John Stossel's not dead, then what really do we have?

What the hell is that picture of JT? Did I just say JT?

Yeah but SPUUUURT I don't care about Cece.

As dumb as most memes are, they always make me SPUUUURT.

"Do you understand? For decades I've been biding my time, but now is the time for Biden to bite your time—IN HALF. KYAAAAAAAAA!"

I feel like some movies announce their stupidity in their title, like Law Abiding Citizen does.

Well no, actually he's Zionist filth.

Goddamnit. God damn it. All I wanted was Ben And Kate. That's all I wanted.

SPUUUURT

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