AND DEM EYELASHES DON'T DENY DEM EYELASHES SPUUUURT

I like him, too.

You heard it here SPUUUUURT, @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus.

Someone please invite Jamie Kennedy to emcee.

Once you go black, go sit in the corner until I say you can get up the way you been acting—think you'd been raised by wolves, that's why.

I miss "Cane", starring Nestor Carbonell. I'm just kidding; no one misses Cane.

I thought the guy on the top right was Dylan McDermott and I started scream-singing the opening theme song to "The Practice", replete with its buttchuggy synths.

Liked for "Emperor Jim isn't trying to be racist" and the idea that I'd feel guilty about enjoying rap.

@avclub-f7b96406518af5fe8aec0bbdb4403dbd:disqus, I suppose then that the targets of their threats will be portrayed as morally pure lambs, then, in order for this film to just be an anti-environmentalist smear.

Where is this part where we already know the movie is indicting environmentalists?

Hey listen, the fact that I steal into foregrounded corners and shadows and refer in whispers to Ellen Page as "my precious" doesn't mean I regard her as "precious" in the sense connoted above.

I will grant you, Jim, that rap lyrics, when they're misogynistic, are more obviously so.

[sharts]

Gotta admit, rappers aren't as strong civic individuals as those people in that mythical occupational group which itself is comprised of uniformly upstanding members of society. What's that group I'm thinking of again…? Athletes? Actors? Legislators? School teachers? Parishioners? It eludes me.

I'm listening to this while trying to work and my brain is I don't even SPUUUURT

"good for him, the little pinhead"

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus, that's not grace I'm full of!

Have you ever had a damp squid? For the entire first half of I think it was 2010, I had a damp squid. Did not get much sleep.

Incidentally it turns out AVC is something like the Antioch of anti-wit—anyway, I don't have a problem with that—better than the Damascus of douchebægus, thine Scharpling, Comedy's sharp sharting.

Having never heard of him or his show, from what I heard linked from this article, I thought that part of the joke was that the anti-humor we demonstrate here is funnier than the humor he demonstrates there. Like as in I thought he was framing it that way (calling it anti-humor and then intentionally demonstrating…