These guys are super silly critics. They are the super silliest critics I know.

Edit: From being passion-pitted.

Now that's a kaboom mic.

"with next to network interference" —> "with next to no network interference"?

"So, save up some of the things you're just going to ask jokingly in the comments of this article anyway"

E. Buzz Miller, your comment makes me confused as to whether you've read the book (reference to James Gatz) or not (doesn't remember "old sport").

"("We want 'Tim Burton dark,' not actual dark," Disney likely said during one of its many "darkening" meetings.)" - My favorite SO'Nealism of the day.

Do you mean that Jane had been marinating in Jenna-ness? I'm confused. Or are you saying that as the show went on, Jenna became more like Jane until the "two [have] converged in the collective consciousness"? Is that the correct permutation? I do not watch this show. Did Jenna become like Jane, or did Jane play…

SO'Neal, stop linking Twitter; I can't access it at work.

Needs an "old sport" drop. Lacking an "old sport" drop. Needs an "old sport" drop.

Yeah but guys look at her legs. She's doin that whole "scared faun" look. You know a regular red-blooded man cain't resist a good "scared faun" Tomei. Who can?

Yeah but guys look at her legs. She's doin that whole "scared faun" look. You know a regular red-blooded man cain't resist a good "scared faun" Tomei. Who can?

Everyone! There's a typo on the main page's summary of this article. They spelled his name "Kracinski". Everyone.

Everyone! There's a typo on the main page's summary of this article. They spelled his name "Kracinski". Everyone.