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Tom Cervix
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Crackle exec: We do?

Get a cream for that.

I think we're all now VERY aware of what happens when you let every idiot vote.
I mean, of course, voting Taylor Hicks as an American Idol winner. What else could I possibly be referring to?

"Good job…son." THUNK THUNK THUNK

CLASSIC DALTON!

The Velociraptor is sleeping with one of the judges, so that's how that happened.

"Hands behind your back!"
"I CAN'T!!!"

You can kill Community, but please…I need my Alison Brie fix. Find a show for her, stat!

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HEYAH!

His other side is made of honey!

You know what I notice about all these shows? They aren't Community.

Yeah, Hill isn't meant to be very likeable at all. She's a hardass and does what needs to be done. In the comics, it was so Stark and Rodgers had someone to banter with on the good and bad of government overreach in regards to supers.

Didn't he catch one guy the the shoulder, when they had Skye?

Is it pronounced "Doctor Whore" or "Doctor Who-ore"?

I seem to recall seeing Lexi Belle in some kind of BYE BYE BIRDIE parody where she already kind of looked like Pond already. Not nearly as tall, but facial she looks similar.

If the whole of human existence was to create the moment a falcon landed on Sam Elliott's outstretched arm…we done good.

Sometimes, to do a good butt pun, you just have to ram it right in there.

She has become very MILF-y.

Up where we belong?

Can't wait until he find the scrolls his father wrote for him as a child.