He meant to say Jewish people FUCKING OWN all the property in America.

So you'd rather have me walk around with a full diaper all day?

The punkest person who ever lived is Maggie from the Rod Stewart song because she kicked Rod Stewart in the fucking head.

Is there any way to avoid getting a Sharknado movie out of this?

Jimi would choose the Marshall Islands, wouldn't he?

Now is not the time to wantonly post your favorite Neil Young lyrics.

Duh. She did two tours in 'Nam and then came back to the world and invented hip hop.

Somebody needs to remake the Windowlicker video with that face.

Richard Thaddeus-Mixtweller Coogin, III

MYYYYY WAR!!!

Okay, we've docked, and I feel a little sexy. Who down there wants to meet the Captain and… feel sexy with him?

That's the spirit.

That's right, Dickhead Killjoy, we dirty slobs need to beat those preppy kids in the beer enema contest or the ski academy will be shut down forever!

Everybody shut up and put food in your face and shut up.

OVERTURN BORG V MCENROE

old/male-ish/hell

Dude we cybered like sixty billion times.

I'm a Bushwick Billennial.

Ernest Scared Skinless

Yeah but try explaining that to a judge.