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The only non-Pearl Jam song in our set is "Vedder Cry" by Hootie and the Blowfish.

Maybe it's empowering. Maybe he feels like a Grunge Highlander.

This weekend I started a Pearl Jam parody band. We play Pearl Jam songs but change all the lyrics to be about Eddie Vedder. So, for instance, "Vedder Man," and "Yellow EdVedder." It's a very incestuous gag.

"I call that piece Concerto in the A."

Henny Youngman, alive and well and posting on pop culture websites.

DAVID FAUSTINO AND ROBERT DAVI IN A PAUL WS ANDERSON PRODUCTION OF

Also an early Lucio Fulci film.

So, I don't need another amp. I don't. I truly do not. I have plenty. I already spent a ton of money on an amp this year. I barely even have room for another guitar amplifier.

This doesn't bode well for the biopic I produced, Whoa Is Me: The Black Rob Story.

GIVE IT TO MIKEY, HE'LL KILL ANYONE.

"My naggy-ass bitch wife told me to not threaten to kill people so often and I decided to give it a shot, aren't I a swell guy?"

Chocolate Hamburgers and the Pee Poop Whatever is my favorite Limp Bizkit album.

The girl from The Bad Seed, Macauley Culkin from The Good Son, and Mikey from Mikey form a pretty strong foundation for a shared universe of murdering children.

It's a good thing I'm not a member of the Academy because I would give Deep Blue Sea five hundred Oscars.

Hang down your head, Tom Party
Hang down your head and party
Hang down your head, Tom Party
Poor boy, you're bound to party

I'm sorry, but the US Dept. of Partying has been pitifully mismanaged under his watch.

Don't party under that apple tree
With anyparty else but me

More like "Hey hey hey I'm guilty" am I right this guy knows what I'm talking about

The N.A.M.B.L.A. Club

The first one has the responsibility of building the world, and it does so really really well. There's no way to top it because you can't reintroduce the world.