I liked Chapter 2 well enough but I kind of missed that surprisingly good Marilyn Manson goth blues dirge thing that was all over the first one. You need a relief from all the generic EDM.

I sure hope somebody improves this comment by adding, oh, say, 40 minutes of bonus comment.

Satanarama is mine.

I told you, you can't participate in my underground cat fighting ring if you're going to tell everyone about it.

"Pac Man Fever" is about opioid withdrawal.

A good giveaway was when she covered the Georgia Satellites and declared that there shall be no huggy nor kissy 'til she gets an onion ring.

I have several of them, but I've never once bought one. They're the default gift people get for nerds when they have no other ideas. It's fine.

There's an entire generation of people whose brains were jumbled by playing a lot of After Burner at the arcade.

You may be interested in my student film, Goofy Oldboy.

AV Clubbers are never at risk of getting VD.

Shame on a Truther who tried to run game on a Truther
Who's buck wild with the Twitter

We prefer our pro-gay propaganda on 180 gram vinyl, thank you very much.

One of Jamiroquai's weakest efforts if you ask me.

Then you should capitalize 'Nazis.'

I also thought this article was about Dancing with the Stars but now I see it's about a revival of Battle of the Network Stars. I can't read and I don't care and I'm running away from The AV Club to become a roadie for Twisted Sister and nobody can stop me.

I read "Ted Lange" as "Ted Levine." I've never watched this show before in my life but getting Ted Levine to compete would definitely change that.

They looked better when I wore them to the Warped Tour in 1999.

More like Whiteness amirite.

How much Keefe is in this reboot?

That's no Xenomorph, that's my wife!