I can see that, but they'd have to digitally de-age and possibly de-Stallone him considerably, in which case they might as well get McConaughey.

They were more cult than political movement, but the siege was a rallying point for far-right psychos.

I'm trying to think of an actor who can do smarmy Texan and also rock a mullet and I'm coming up blank. Who would you, the viewer at home, cast as David Koresh?

Again, nobody asked you to do that.

Not everything is about the Gathering of the Juggalos. You need to stop viewing the world through Fresh Ass Comedy Tinted glasses.

Also a film screening in which The Crow and Seven will be projected onto the same screen at the same time.

FUCK

Uncle Bob's Taco Shits is definitely Les Claypool's most unlistenable side project.

He looks like a cross between his dad and a peculiarly flatulent Michael Cera.

If you call that living then sure.

It's actually on iToons.

Will Apple replace my television after the combination of Gwyneth Paltrow, Jessica Alba, and Will.i.am causes me to set it on fire and smash it with a bat?

Have you ever had a yurts donut?

The way I see it, every band should be called Brownsville Station, and every song should be called "Smokin' in the Boys Room," and by God that's the end of it.

That's why they fired Julie Taymor.

Andres Serrano writes for Breitbart now?

I'm in the middle of The Keepers on Netflix. That guy is serious scum.

Is she Paul McHugh's daughter?

It's like Dave Mustaine getting kicked out of Metallica for drinking too much.

That's NT Shabbs, bro.