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Very rarely, a few times in a lifetime, you open a website and when you close it again nothing can ever be the same. Walls have been pulled down, barriers broken, a dimension of feeling, of existence itself, has opened in you that was not there before. The AV Club, pre-Kinja, is a website of this magnitude. Sean

DEATH TO KINJADROME

Mother of mercy… is this the end of Dirtbike?

I got no place else to go!

I just got something free from the library, a little thing I like to call "chlamydia."

Steve Earle recently listed a bunch of stuff to fund his most recent divorce!

Max von Sydow?

I've actually been Bruce Willis this whole time. It's been a terrible strain on my acting.

The sewer, which regularly churns literal toxic waste.

"New York"

Let me introduce you to my good friend Cinemax.

These are the same people who say slavery doesn't matter because it was a million years ago.

Tiffany did, but it went unnoticed.

I'll see you all again in 25 years.

Bill Hicks entered the Black Lodge and Alex came out.

In the last episode we'll get an epic showdown between Lara Flynn Boyle (Dark Donna) and Moira Kelly.

They've got to find Laura Palmer's pearl necklace!

Jet fuel can't melt steel garmonbozia!

There's a 1951 musical starring Doris Day called On a Moonlit Bay. This Robbie was a strange boy.