lur it put all the triggers on the snow cucks lol

That guy looks so happy I'm thinking about installing an in-ground pool and kidnapping a couple kids to go with my new Bluetooth speaker.

He's genuinely funny. It's hard for me to not like a guy who's that funny.

That's right, kids. Can you imagine how much action is packed into every issue of Marvel's Spider Man if this is the stuff they leave out? Head to your nearest newsstand now!

And "Ham abstainer" is an anagram of…

Statistically speaking, shut up.

Fuck you.

I think The Staind was a better miniseries but it's been a while since I saw it.

Shlib debba dip dap doo! And other memorable Aerosmith lyrics.

It drives you crazy, baby, baby, you go crazy.

It was burning a hole in my pocket, man.

This weekend I started my own Southern Rock band for men's rights activists called the #NotAllMen Brothers.

More like Frank You'll-Have-To-Settle-For-Sheryl-Crow-cean.

I fully expect him to do the "I'm-not-touching-you" thing to random women in the theater throughout the duration of the film.

Plain Lays don't try to outshine the sandwich or whatever you're having them with. They're fine with staying in the background and I commend them for it.

I'm imagining this as a Bosch painting.

Or diseases vaccinate themselves against Steve Bannon.

Bannon looks like contracting HIV would actually *improve* his health.

Don't Trust the Liberal Jew-Run Madea

I think of Cam'ron, but dyslexic.