I think those are Buckcherry lyrics.

So you're saying there's hope for The Hangover IV after all?

"Fire weird, am me right?"

Crolph Kildgren?

That's the intergender belt he took from Kaufman.

What's this about my funny?

He needs a goofy third name in order to sound like a country singer. Bryson Gurpwood Tiller, or Bryson Tiller-Honkflap or something like that.

she's an ASSHOLE because she won't tell the TRUTH about the REPTOID SPACE JEW PIZZA MOLESTER SHADOW GOVERNMENT that's TURNING OUR FROGS INTO GAY.

BOSS BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY MURDER

No particular director comes to mind when I try to think of who could do it, but I believe it could be done.

If we're doing an LXG reboot, I'd also be interested in a From Hell adaptation by somebody who's read the fucking book.

Truth.

Me too, but that's because I have a Positive Attitude About Menstruation.

Just the whiniest motherfuckers, I swear to God.

They'll update it to be a Mailer Daemon Bear.

Would you settle for biopic about Static X?

I'm sure George Soros and the Liberal Elite are hard at work right now trying to find a way to silence the revolutionary speech of Disqus commenter HistoryofMatt.

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I'm sorry that being called an asshole hurts your asshole feelings. You're going to have to toughen up a bit.

So you want to be able to act like an asshole and not be called on it, which is exactly what the OP said.