I'd throw a Mike Patton in there somewhere.

Sean Kinney's drumming, too. It's a perfect, devastating album.

"You Said You'd Bring Beer And I'd Pay For Pizza, Darren, You Cheap Dick" is one of the coldest dis tracks of all time, though.

Because his name is an anagram for "Man Meat In Ron"?

Swish swish something something B'nai B'rith
Long about a Saturday night

"Creeping Death" for Metallica, probably "War Ensemble" for Slayer. ("Raining Blood" doesn't have a solo so much as whammy bar chaos during the outtro.)

Oh fuck, Vernon Reid, "Cult of Personality." Good God.

Oh, man, when Cher starts trolling the AV Club, all bets are off.

Here's something wacky: I love Paul Gilbert but I'm pretty sure I hate his music. He's an amazing player, and on top of that, he's a really cool, mellow dude, and on top of that, he looks like Jimmi Simpson at the end of Zodiac, which is cool. He's an excellent teacher—I've picked up several things from Paul Gilbert…

Goddamn you.

I have favorite players, but picking individual solos is hard. I'm not seeing any Jerry Cantrell love, though, so I'm gonna say "Man in a Box" or maybe "Them Bones." The acoustic version of "Rooster" is ill too.

Good call on X, Billy Zoom is amazing.

Ha, I was gonna say "We Are 138" too.

"It's diversity you want, is it? Well try Last Mon Standing!"

What's orange and stupid and gropes a million miles an hour?

I made a Powers Booth joke on one of the previous PWR BTTM articles and then he died so I should probably stay out of this.

You touch my blacklight shroom garden and you're dead, Disqus!

Fuck Disqus

Fuck Disqus!

Fuck Disqus.