But, uh… Arby's is still cool, right guys?

Rape scene aside, Old Yeller is a heartbreaking coming-of-age tale for the whole family.

What about [poke]? What does that do?

I don't pay attention to the little games either, but your "zombie farm" has piqued my interest.

Holy shit, I thought the same thing.
But then, I'm also convinced that Johnny Depp is turning into Gary Oldman, so perhaps my eyes can't be trusted.

Just a close-up of Franco's face as he grows a Michael Gondry-esque time-lapsed gnome beard.

I was too distracted to notice Jolie, as I just kept wondering when the fuck Johnny Depp turned in to Gary Oldman. (Specifically young-Dracula Gary Oldman. Seriously - what the fuck?)

I heard David Lynch is on board for the new Care Bears movie.

Wow, lighten the fuck up, people. That was dark, tasteless joke that was made hilarious by its exquisite execution. The end.

No shit. See you all at homecoming.
Go 'cats.

Norse God - you DO have a lot to learn about these internets work. And for the love of god, please put on a shirt. There are children present.

Nice, Jorge.
Job did lose his legs, though.

Prince Joffrey - but what of their Dexterity??

Ouch.

@ Chartex-
You forgot her very favorite wrestler, Sir Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

That Mel Gibson is always funny when you someone blow me.

Is this the thread where I can once again proclaim my undying love for Modell?

Tarkovsky's Former AD and I have been …

Carlo - those poptarts contain Calcium Bromate! They are Strawberry Flavored Death!

For months I've been convinced that Lee Pace is the guy on Fringe, but I just googled it, and boy was I wrong (The guy from Fringe should be in more stuff. I like that guy.)