Well, Marmaduke has Corbin Bernsen, so… Avantage: Marmaduke.

Way to spoil Season 3, Jackass!

I really really, very strongly disliked Superbad. I don't know why - it just rubbed me the wrong way.
Role Models, on the other hand, I expected to hate but actually found pretty funny. Is that an Apatow film? I could look it up, but I really don't care that much.

Nothing will ever top the Onion's dangling headline when Gene Siskel died, "Ebert Victorious", but it was still the first one I thought of.

She's Betty McWhite of the clan McWhite!

This seems like an appropriate place to vent my recent SVU rage:
SHARON FUCKING STONE stinks up the screen like nothing I have ever seen on that show. I am a huge Law and Order fan, especially SVU, and will readily admit that the show often barely skirts the precipice along Campymelodrama Gorge, but my god - I…

Holy crap, this was like an inventory of movies from which scenes have stuck with me since I was a child, but I've never known where they actually came from. Like the Exorcist III scene with the garden shears you just mentioned (Agh! I can still see it!), the horrific plant/goblin things in Troll 2, and the…

"Just so we're clear, are we talking about people or cats?"

I'm in the "childless woman, 25-35" demographic and I wouldn't touch this fucking movie with a 10 foot pole. The only way I'd set foot anywhere near it is if it had an R rating.*

@ Jcar: "… I'm tired of the same old "idiot husband, smart responsible wife" scenario in sitcoms…"

The feelings we're all feeling at this moment were, I think, best expressed by the immortal Milli Vanilli:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I do the same with porn because I never scotch-guard my furniture.

It makes perfect sense - have you seen his one-man stage version of A Christmas Carol? It is a revelation!

Mormons or beers?

HipsterDBag, you're friends with some horrible, horrible people.

Nabokov's translation isn't in verse.

They truly are the Anne Shirley and Gilbert Blythe of the twitter age.

Or invest in your own personal pair of actual real-life tits.

Yeah - I graduated high school in 1998, so most everything after that is well off my pop culture radar. Except one month in college that I was bored and depressed in Russia, with nothing to do but watch MTV. I don't recognize most of the shit on this list, but I can tell you exactly which songs were the most popular…

He's an ideas man, Bill. I think he proved that with Fuck Mountain.