Kahlua and Bailey's, fine. But they lost me at "orange-infused chocolate ganache." That's one of the least manly fillings I could imagine.

@ Binky -

I've seen some examples from real newspapers in which Farside captions were accidently switched with those from a neighboring one-panel cartoon, for example Family Circus. Now THOSE were funny.

But once once you have a Masters, it is required by law that people refer to you as "Master."

A tire!

Both are trumped by Denise-Richards-as-Nuclear-Physicist.

Instead she'll be playing a fictional version of the band's bass player, Jackie Jormp-Jomp.

What a fun, sexy time for her!

THANK YOU, ELITIST TRASH. I like the show well enough - I watch it when I happen to come upon it, but in the last episode I noticed exactly what you mentioned. Every. Single. Shot. is a shaky close up, and once you notice it, you can't un-notice it. It makes me feel like I should actually physically move further…

You know, Captain Eo came up a while back on this very website (even before Jackson's death, if I remember correctly), and I thought, "Holy crap, I haven't thought Captain Eo since 1986," assuming that the Eo craze was confined to the mid-eighties. Now I find out that it actually ran until 1997?

She's got 'uuuuuge RRRACKS O' LAMB.

She'll fit right in to one of his "Jaywalking" segments.

Girl, while you speak, we will make eye contact of the most sensual variety. I will commit your every word and action to my memory when we converse, as well as when we get freaky. I will think nothing of picking you up and creating the most erotic of poses. You will be astounded not only by my girth, but also my…

"TS in Russian is one letter.." it should say. The internets ate my 'ts'!

Tsar > Rast? Not to be pedantic, but…
… in Russian is one letter, so if they really wanted to scramble it, it'd have to be something closer to "Arts" or "Rats." (Not to mention the missing soft sign - palatalization is phonemically contrastive in this language, you foolish writers!)

Say what you will…
But replace Wanda Sykes with Lily Tomlin, and I would totally watch that "Gays of Comedy" episode.

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen…
He was a cat that really was gone.

Not many people know this, but at the time that she won the gold medal for the Vault in 1988 Olympics, soviet gymnast Svetlana Boginskaya was 6 months pregnant with twins.
Or at least she was until the medal-winning vault.
BAM

Holy shit, Michael Emerson IS the perfect riddler. Someone get on that!

RUN AWAAAYYYY!