RUN
RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN

I'm writing a paper right now comparing the Big Lebowski to Dead Souls, analyzing them both in terms of Menippean Satire.

I'm with Lone Audience on this one. I find her preposterously attractive.

It's like A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon, but with more fucking.

I missed it - who has 10.25? Even *I* think that's crazy, and I've been hovering between -7.00 and -8.00 for the last few years.

Did you guys forget about Query Garcia?

For sexy casual fun time:
Air - Moon Safari

Does pneumonia
Have three syllables or four?
Fucking pneumonia.

I find it too hard
To syllabify the pneum'.
Poor Manger Babies.

Sayid > Desmond > Eko > Miles > Sawyer > Jin > Jack

Funny you should mention that. I'd already taken to calling our new magical Japanese man "Mifune."

I say that Oceanic 815 passes by perfectly safe but a different plane gets sucked onto the island, and the whole show starts over with an entirely new cast. That would be totally… something.

I would never stick my dick in a cather's mitt, well-worn or otherwise.

I have a really hard time sitting through any of them -
I have biopathy.

In one town he even becomes mayor and promises to care for a dying woman's child. But the Matador returns!

A bull who fights crime! And matadors.

Thanks for the spoiler, jackass! I'm only on season 6!

My father can't stand Conan and used to make this as clear as possible whenever we were trying to watch. My mother thinks he is hilarious, especially Triumph and the Masturbating Bear.
So… there's that.

(Pssst… Karatloz.. it's a reference to a previous Scenic Routes article)

Karatloz, you clearly suffer from a basic misunderstanding about just how cinema—and the human visual and auditory systems, for that matter—works.