Quick rant:
Back in my heavy soft drink days, Mello Yellow was always the go-to drink at a restaurant that only carries Coke products (or the old vending machines in my building). Doesn't taste exactly the same as Mt. Dew, but close enough - in my mind, the same amount of difference as Coke and Pepsi.
Now most places…

Think of it as Early Ethan Hawke instead.

I haven't been this mad since they killed off Colonel Blake!

"to it"

You beat me too it - no mention of STAND BY ME, which birthed the voice0veriest of voiceover television shows.

Take the wheel!

Aha - it's been corrected.

"Who would made such a thing?"
I think they would made such a thing when you someone eat it.

"I will buy you expensive chocolate…"
"…and elaborately arranged fruit sculptures which you will find delicious and refreshing. I will select an outfit that accentuates my masculine features. My lovemaking will leave you breathless on my finest Egyptian cotton-blend sheets. Damn."

That was directed at Dogstyle Afternoon, not "Zealous," who I just made up.

@ Zealous -
Trust me, those people would only be screwed if it were somehow David Tennant instead of John Barrowman. I mean, that's what I heard from some nerds.

No shit, Banmar?!! Like, cassette tape to MP3? All my best albums are on tape!!!

Yeah, 10 or 15 years ago I would have agreed on the Mt. Dew vs. Coffee debate. But if I, at my age, consumed as much Mt. Dew as I once did (or as I do coffee), I would be wicked fat. Enjoy your youthful metabolism while you can, ZMF.
Also, probably due to the sugar, Mt. Dew in large quantities now gives me…

This thread just made me want to go take a long-ass run.

"I'm Jashington Jeights Duggar, but my siblings Joho and Jilliamsburg have absolutely no idea who I am."

I thought he didn't leave the project at all, but continued the role under another name.

Dumbledore, you could just replace that entire list with Christopher Plummer in his prime. (Like, Georg von Trapp prime.) Eh, or just add it to the list.

Nixon and Clinton didn't ruin the presidency. It was Martin van Buren, that Dutch fuck!

"God is the real Smooth Criminal" works alright.

"Sharkfarts."