Can I just point out, Zach, that ZMF just scolded you for your lack of holiday etiquette? Just wanted to point that out.

If the rest of the movie really is worse than those clips (of which I only tried watching two, and couldn't make it through those), then holy crap do I feel sorry for you for having watched this.

Whatever. I will watch the fuck out of this movie.

This "sex" you speak of must be super plus ungood.

@ Quirk - that's when I pooped out of that movie, too. I'm surprised I lasted that long - after the first 15 minutes (filled entirely (entirely!) with CGI robots blowing shit up) I turned to my roommate and had to ask what the FUCK was going on. He loved it, though. Watched it again immediately after that.

I would love a car in the shape of a cupcake.

I liked the movie well enough, but I just can't stand the guy who was playing Kirk. Surely they could have cast the role better than that.

Ooh ooh, I want to play:

So, does being Dave Coulier's sidekick qualify as the zenith or the nadir of this career arc? I really can't tell.

We're almost out of sausages.

Well…
At least the core films being spoofed in this movie are of a higher quality than those of its American counterparts. So it's got that going for it.

Or Planet Medea, which kills its baby planets out of revenge. It makes no sense, I know, but it's still a lot better than Tyler Perry's Planet Madea.

::stops looks up, drops monocle into brandy::

Since we're on the subject, I'd like to throw in a "Fuck Belle and Sebastian" as well. Bleaagh.

Winchester - first I misread your comment as "if he really had balls he *would* have put his face on the cover.."
Which is correct - he should've had a huge picture of JUST his face, smiling akwardly like fucking Conway Twitty. That would've been hilarious.

He's probably the prince of Zamunda, who came to America in search of a suitable bride. Does the main character by any chance work at McDowell's?

Shit, I just got compared to Stacy512. That's what I get for posting drunk.
(Don't worry, I'm paying for it this morning. Fucking Jaeger.)

I like you…
I like you, Genevieve Koski. But I'm going to have to go with Tasha - as a Thanksgiving host this year, I made some cider cocktails (hot cider, various spices, and rum) that got the whole house pleasantly fucked up. But when you need that dash of salt, a dirty dirty martini is in order.

I've really only been through Italian ferry terminals, and it was fucking chaos. I imagine the airports are no different.

I didn't get the Warren Moon joke (as Liz acknowledged), but the Italian Airports - how I laughed and laughed.