Sure they would, if they weren't all dead from jumping out of exploding helicopters and trying to use their jackets as parachutes.

A flaming-segway-riding superhero would clearly be played by Will Arnett.

This thread is making me hungry.

You have a thing for sweaty clown crotch?

No, hate her and her staff and her coat and that fucking spoon and her shitty, shitty food and everything that ever has been or ever will be in any way associated with this show. Have you seen the fucking commercials for this worthless waste of film and airwaves*?

America is be most pissed when you someone eat it.

HELLO!

I thought he just had Pop Pop up there.

Mention what, now?

WIRE has a point. Red-assed apes on meth do not care much at all for Nora Ephron.

Are you people serious? That was quite obviously complete and utter crap. JVS has no commenting talent, and reading his inane drivel is a complete and utter waste of my, and everyone's, time.

She also likes it neat, but I make a mess.

Only if it was white, Bastard. I'm not *tacky*.

Okay, put me in the asshole category. I don't hate the video, but I was definitely not choked up. The idea was cute, I guess, but I was completely embarassed for all involved the whole time. If I had been in the wedding party and had to dance down the aisle (to some shitty song, no less), I would have been…

The Chicken Cow is a beast that only comes out when it is ninety degrees below zero.

Oprah Winfrey
You are so pretty, like a flower.

I've never seen them in the same room together.
Is anyone else of the opinion that Wayne Brady and Michelle Obama look like they could be twins?

@ The Bob The:

I recently watched a bunch of episodes of Grounded for Life - I hadn't seen it in years. Donal Logue, Megyn Price, and Kevin Corrigan are all hysterical. The daughter made me want to punch the screen in most of her scenes. Annoying as hell.

I LOVE Donal Logue. I have added him to my list of people who should be in everything.