And don't hammer the dulcet knockers.

JVS, you forgot Kansas and REO Speedwagon.

Does anyone know how secondhand smoke compares to car exhaust? I'm genuinely curious.

Hear hear. Modell, I love you, but you're wrong. The title is AWESOME.

I am confused - did you do this only sometimes or every morning?

I went to school with 30 Helens.

I had In-N-Out burgers for the first time this weekend, and it was glorious.

TFAD's old man also used to say, "Where is despoiled orifice of most criticized roaches is the best you someone eat it."

I'm still laughing at "snackrifice."

"So I told Peter Jackson, I said, 'Peter, you do understand I am not a *real* rapist.'"

Mine's going right between my autographed Thomas Kinkade print and my custom made Beany Baby shelf (they each have their own little cubby hole!)

::SPOILER::

"Headpets"?

Really? At a bar? I picture him typing away in his parents' basement in Brighton Beach, sweating profusely. I think I've actually made this exact comment before, but it's still true.
(He probably still yells out "there's no such thing as Hell's Angels!", but it's his mom who has to yell down to tell him to be…

My ex and I used to frequently bust out the "Penguins can't fly!" line, followed by our own approximation of what a (drunk) penguin sounds like. (I can't remember if that part was actually in the episode or not.)

Indianapolis wasn't too far away either, you know. Can I really make a five hour drive to Chicago on a Tuesday? (Tuesday!). Probably not.

Uh… how about a toga?

It's been a while, but I didn't think it was supposed to be particularly funny in Shortbus. It was leaning more toward tragic.

With god as my witness, I thought they could fly!

This might not be the appropriate place to point this out…
.. But on the home page, it's easy to misread this DVD title as part of the one directly below it: