The judges would have also accepted "The Wind Beneath My Weaves"

Or want to strangle.

Yeah, you're right. Don't know what got into me there.

(And before anyone jumps down my throat, I am well aware that Debussy borrowed from Mussorgsky. So did half the western canon.)

THANK YOU Phodreaw. I can't believe you guys wasted so much space on John Fucking Williams and his derivative dreck, soon to be featured at a pops concert near you. Morricone got only passing mention, and it took the comments section to bring up Bernard Herrmann. I'd even throw in Erich Korngold in above John F-ing…

Northwestern had a TON of a capella groups (at least when I was there). They make my blood boil, and this clip did nothing to quell my hatred.

Guys, ???? does have a point. He's just a child. We should all be embarrassed for sayi…

That's what she said.

Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one who wanted to punch that kid in the face. Inflammatory comments and wild gesticulation - he'll fit right in at fox news.

It's just backlash against Winnie from the Wonder Years writing all those books about math. Math! The nerve!

Will someone please register as Thomas Kincaid, and just pop up now and again to yell "Codpiece!"?

I can't believe no one has made a crack about "streeeeeeeeeetch"-ing the Box.

I have not seen Freaked, but I have indeed seen Hot to Trot.

I don't know why, but this shit just cracks me up:

And the lady could DANCE.

Eff you, guy up there. How can you not love Bobcat Goldthwait?

It's Algonquin for "the good land."

Goddamnit.

For the longest time I thought it was meant to represent flicking someone with your finger, as if that's the sound it would make (something like "pwnnnnngg." Stupid, I know, but no more stupid than where it actually came from.

Yes. Thank you, Morgendorffer.