There will likely also be a chapter on "Opposite Marriage."

Oh shit, you're right. I didn't see that.

Wait, he's a coffee bean who eats coffee beans? Or does he just steal coffee beans?

Back to the original question:

You forgot about how the cartoonishly creepy (and generically middle-eastern, if I recall) killer was also holding the scientist's daughter captive, with big plans to rape her (explained via extended inner monologue). Oh, and Langdon jumps out of a helicopter at a very high altitude just before it explodes, and…

Okay. I almost never have strong opinions about this kind of thing (or anything, for that matter), but….

You're kidding, right Jacket? Because the way you pulled the quote makes it sounds like Tobias made a mistake in subject-predicate agreement, but he didn't. You left out part of the quote (caps mine):

Jaggeresque, with shades of Dylanism.

"What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?"

I was going to award both JVS and Nollvane +5 Internets (because, you know, clearly I have the authority to do that), but I'm already plotting how to work JVS's comments into conversations today, so I think I need to award him an extra +2 intergoogles. 3 more, and you can exchange them for some nice prizes up at the…

"The plot is ludicrous…. You can imagine where it goes from there."
"He fixes the cable?"
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."

This where the confusion is coming from: to which lady is the "her" referring? If it's to Rachel Weisz, then Riff is correct (dating someone who looks like a celebrity is like having dated that celebrity).
It could also be the ex-girlfriend, which would mean he totally did her (the ex) because she looked like Rachel…

Holy crap, I just got impostered. Get of here, fake me - I'll do my own macings!

Two.
I think it's hilarious, and for some reason it hasn't gotten old to me yet. The comments are actually relevant to the threads AND kept within the framework of the schtick. That takes commitment.

"…beef brain masala that was good to the last thought."

I bet they got her a fistful of dollars.

No.

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Ax, - , ?

Hooray for Iowa natives!
And he went to Drake!

Wha' Happened?!