Put it on my tab!

"How does one become a gay icon?" you ask?

And those Little Chocolate Dharma Donuts.

Footnotes of Fornication.

Really? Even over "Death Bed: THE BED THAT EATS"?

"The Barry Special Hour of Pants"

Thank you, Beautiful not Realistic. That clip was excellent.

In Soviet Russia, 12 men Fonda Henry!

It's no longer "Baltimore: The City That Reads"
Now it's "Baltimore: 34% More Hats Per Capita"

Irreversible: The Musical

This was all Z-Man's happening, and it's freaking me out.

Hey, if it's good enough for Isabella Rossellini, it's good enough for me.

I get Colin Farrelly and Will Farrelly confused, but they're brothers, right?

Jesus christ, how do such presumably cool people end up with such seemingly lame significant others? Let alone marry them! Where did you find these people?
(Seriously - wives that won't see the Dark Knight or Iron Man the Big Lebowski, but send you out to rent 27 Dresses? Jesus Christ! And now I'm ranting! Gaah!…

Does no one else think that Juliet is pregnant with Annie?

This "Steve Dave" person (if that IS your real name) also thinks Ice Ice Baby is better than Under Pressure, so his/her opinion is not to be trusted.

"Somewhere between wack and own" is going to be the comment I put on all my students' papers this week. (Have I ever mentioned that I am a big fan of Modell? I have? Okay - carry on, then.)

But we're also still waiting for him to apologize for his frightening tan and that douche-tastic tuft of hair sprouting from his chin.

Caviar and cigarettes,
Well-versed in etiquette!
Extraordinarily nice!

I'll wait for the sequel, Urban Fervor.