Oscar Mayer.

"I believe ze common character of the the jello wrestling is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murderrr."

I was once roped (not literally) into going to a sex toy party that my brother's girlfriend was hosting. I wouldn't have gone (I can go to into any sex shop I want to buy whatever I want, for I am a Protestant), but I happened to be in town and they had to reach a guest quota or some such shit.
It was, just as…

You've obviously never kissed an Oompaloompa. They'll swallow your face if you're not careful!

Word up, Phel.
I, too, thought DCRJ was a dude for a long time. Years. Decades, even.

It's true. If I saw a sad, frustrated filmmaker desperately trying to get attention on the internet, only to get pelted by nasty comments, I would be reluctant to intrude. I mean, that's what the internet is for, yeah?

@Dreamlike:
No way! When I went to see EWS in the theater, I went dressed as a silver-haired gentleman, and my boyfriend at the time was dressed to the nines with lovely bared legs. True story.

I just want to say that the moniker "Barf Fight" is inexplicably hilarious to me.

Not to mention those fucking pants! Can you believe she…

Yeah, the pants. Oh god, the pants were not doing her any favors.
And to whomever said that J.L.Hewitt might look "chunky" in person… really? Have you *seen* regular people?

Really? I love, love, love Flying Cup Club. Slightly more than Gulag Orkestar. I will be buying this, possibly within the hour.

Really? I love, love, love Flying Cup Club. Slightly more than Gulag Orkestar. I will be buying this, possibly within the hour.

GET OUT OF MY CAB!

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this below, but I just wanted to point something out that has been bothering me for seasons, and may turn out to be important after all:
The Losties all bury their dead on the island, but the Others push the dead bodies out to sea (ie - the Other lady (what's his name's wife) whom…

Thanks, Magical Half Jew. By the way, your avatar also happens to be my desktop background. Coincidence? Probably.

Pico, you beat me to it. I was going to say that that's the first thing I thought of (A Life for the Tsar), but after reading the synopsis of the book, there doesn't seem to be any connection. Is there?
Main character intentionally leads invading troops to a dead end, knowing that it would be to his own demise?

Wait - is this guy for real, or is it just some kind of random schtick?
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On a mostly unrelated note, Oleg Yankovsky's still alive? Who knew? I love that man.

Richard Dean Anderson?

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