Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.

Balkan Breakfast chips would taste like cigarettes, coffee, and hangover.
I would buy those. Why not.

It's been years since I've had squirrel, but I vaguely remember it being pretty gamey and greasy, and nothing at all like rabbit, as someone suggested above. Rabbit = delicious.

@ Mittengander -

You can always tell a Milford man.

Ah, yes. I missed that before.
So.. Harlow. How you doin'?

Whoa, me too, Middle Cat. Luckily my apartment is very small.
The weird thing is, my parents never listened to NPR at all. Still don't. *I* dragged *them* to live Prairie Home Companion shows. I think there's a chip NPR plants in your brain when you start grad school.

The first episode that comes to mind is the one about kids (Kids Say the Darndest Things, or something like that), which sounds cheesy but isn't. In one of the stories, the mother is telling the story about the ways her young son was trying to deal with the fact that his father was slowly dying. I've heard it a…

Hot - yes he is. What it *wrong* with you people? Hot hot hot.

@Henry - I heard that interview on Sound of Young America. It made me feel uncomfortable.

@Henry - I heard that interview on Sound of Young America. It made me feel uncomfortable.

I think you meant "".

He should have said that he took one look at the script and threw it across the room. David Cross caught it.

"Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"

Even if he unclenches his fist, Jedi Obama, don't extend your hand!
DON'T EXTEND YOUR HAND!

I forgot to turn off my phone today, and my parents called right in the middle of class. While I was lecturing. Oops.

This sketch has been addressed. Please see above.

Eels! Eels! Swimmin' up inside ya'"

Now think about your dad…
… What's your dad like?

I got nothin' to hide. Besides, I can't get fired from grad school. Not for something like this, anyway. Hooray for academia.