Animals should always have titles. My parents rejected my following suggestions for their new dog (I don't know why):
Admiral H.Q. Titwhistle III
Chancellor Friedrich von Katzenspiel
Foot Foot McFingers, PhD*
(I really like whoever suggested Captain Fantastic)

Which album should I check out first?
Being fairly slow to the music scene, I am only (very, very) vaguely familiar with the Decemberists. But I am also in the middle of a fairly serious accordion phase (see also: Beirut, Pogues, Gogol Bordello, Balkan Beat Box, etc.*), and a couple have friends have suggested that I…

"I'll take The Penis Mightier for $1000"
"You mean 'The Pen is Mightier'?"
"Maybe for you, Trebek!"

1. Pork chops stuffed with shrimp, wrapped in bacon, the entire thing covered in cheese, with a dash of bacon salt.

You can cure that athlete's foot - CAJUN STYLE!

Given the chance, I would do naughty, naughty things to Jon Stewart.

It was in Darabont's original draft.

He's a regular Brad Garrett.

I Have No Good Reason For This
Moskau! Moskau!
Wirf die glase an die Wand
Russland is ein schoenes Land
Ah ha ha ha ha! HEY!

+10 Internets

You know Tesla wasn't Russian, right? (Croatian-born ethnic Serb)

What to do.
I would kind of like to know how to brew my own Absinthe, but I'm not going to buy this book.
Back to trial and error, I guess.

I'd rather go to Dickens World.

He fixes the cable?

With $10,000, you will will surely be able to purchase another rug. One that does not have sentimental value to me.

Whooo….you're right. I don't know where that came from. Well, yes I do - I was hungover and cranky. Just irked me, for some reason.

Ha ha! I get it! Zing! It must have been bad, if even we slack-jawed dumbasses here in "middle America" didn't like it! Everyone with a brain knows that we midwesterners have the little to no taste in music, television, or film, and are 100% responsible for all the utter shit that ends up on TV. Maybe some day…

I've got a bad feeling about this
I'm guessing the freighter blows in the finale and at least one person dies. I'm just throwing this out there, but I wonder if it will be Jin, and the explosion is because of something Michael does. When Sun tells her father that he's one of two people responsible for Jin's death,…

Yeah. Definitely not a continuity error (especially in a show for which people actually pause it to examine the background of a photograph on someone's desk. The creators know better.)
One possibility that's been mentioned is that Alpert isn't actually "ageless," but that he's time-jumping. This especially makes…

Richard Pryor peaked in Schindler's List, but no one could even touch him at his peak.