I love every single one of you.

Aw, gee.

Play us out? What does that mean "play us out"? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE.

Someone in another thread used "getaway sticks" in place of "gams," and it was mighty funny.

FLASH! [do do do do do do do]
FLASH!
AHH-AAAHHHH!
King of the Impossible!

Sped-up Amy Winehouse
Granted, this is the only one of her songs I've ever heard, but between her high voice and really fast vibrato, she sounds a bit too much like a chipmunk for my tastes.
(But I can hardly stand the wait for her Christmas album.)

I don't know how old ZMF is. I always guessed somewhere in the 15-19 range.

WAAAAAAALLLLLLTTT!

That someday there will be a boy born who can swim as fast as a shark?

Come again?

Say what you will about Socialism…
… At least it's an ethos.

The Mikhail Bakunin:
Vodka + whatever you want. You make it yourself because you don't need some damned elitest bartender to tell you how to construct your drink.
Also, free refills keep coming back unexpectedly.

Can't believe no one has gone there yet…
Fahrenheit 9/11-2: Presidential Boogaloo

I telemarketed for two weeks just around the corner from Penn Station. Both the location and the job were terrible - most depressing two weeks of my life. Blah, indeed.
Brightened only by the Popeye's on 34th street, because I have a shameful, shameful love of Popeyes.

Hey, wine coolers can't reemerge until they've actually been out of style.

It's as plain as the Anus on Hog's face.

Don't carry a loaded gun on a plane, dummy.

That's So Rabin!

Joni Mitchell
"…and each individual member of Crosby, Stills & Nash. "

Gilbert Gottfried.