Or listening to the Saturday afternoon Met broadcast.

Yes. A couple weeks ago I followed the recommendation of someone on this site, who pointed out that it was available to watch immediately on Netflix. I slept with a light on.

Wow
"It's the most glorious, wonderful mess put onscreen since Terry Gilliam's Brazil."

Don't you mean
D()NG show?

Hear hear!

Beads?

Where's Esoteric Rating System Guy when you need him?

If you haven't already, you have to go to the site and watch them all. I especially recommend the Bee and the Snail. The Fly one is especially gross.

*::does a shot, crosses self, turns around three times, ululates::*

On the days with the yellow X, I had no bowel movement at all, which is disconcerting in its own way.

This might be
the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time.

Bees!
BZZZZZZ!
BEEEES!

Willem Deforium's Masturbatorium

"Ooh, look at me. I'm running around in circles."

Could've been worse. Could've been Hayden Christensen.

Nope.

You know what'll help you read faster, DCRJ?

That's not the only thing that's gotten stretched out.

Why just keep abreast of the playboy clips? Why not keep the whole thing?

[Scientology, Disguised as the Holy Ghost:] And I would have succeeded, too, if it weren't for these pesky God and Jesus fellows!