He was Carrie's high school sweetheart who is now in an insane asylum on one episode of Sex & the City.

Oh man! Oh god! Oh man!

Whatever. Most of Tapthatass's work was done by his grad students anyway.

Whatever. Most of Tapthatass's research was done by his grad students anyway.

"Then *I'll* be in Erection Cove."

Yes-el.

Shit, have you been watching me or something?

Totally gay for Bjork
I have Life's Too Good, and I've always been meaning to check out their other albums. It's interesting to hear that they don't quite measure up.

BANTER!

Wait a minute, I though Lexicondevil was a girl. Isn't Lexicondevil a girl? Not that a girl can't have an ex-wife, but.. aaauugh, I'm so confused.
Good thing I'm not the one keeping track of demographics.

Oh no, you didn't just rank Laugh-In lower than "Mind of Mencia"! I hope the Fickle Finger of Fate strikes you down (or whatever it does. Pokes you down.)

I was 11 and darn near wore out my cassette of Use Your Illusion I.

said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

(Setting: a pirate ship)

I know Johannson's album hasn't come out yet, but..
I think Maxim already gave it three stars.

8 year olds, Dude.
8 year olds.

Call me when your Kunstlerroman turns into a Gesamtkunstwerk.

Christopher Cross

Eliot Spitzer for the Prosecution of Adult Prostitution Rings.

What is it Leftenant Sebastian? I'm arranging matches.