They pronounce it "leisure" and we pronounce it "leisure."

Hmph.
Sad to hear that Law and Order is only 5% of this channel. I will watch anything and everything with the L&O stamp, and I am not ashamed to admit it.

Ha - my parents and I were out driving a couple years ago and we got passed by a guy driving a corvette convertible. I jokingly said that I thought only Barbies drove corvette convertibles (mine had one), and my mom goes, "Yeah, and guys with small penises."

Footnote?
Should there be a footnote in that last entry, or is Blossom dead?

No, he means she first had to find the phone number for "A to Z Ho' Fixin's," the area's most reliable family-owned Ho' transformation and maintenance company. They have over 25 years of experience in remodeling and custom projects.
THEN she called Harper Collins.

Bobby Brown?
But, but… He's MARRIED!
I hope Whitney Houstond didn't read ths.

In Soviet Russia, AV Club YOU!

Beeeee!!!

Shooting Mariah Carey won't bring your goddamned honey back!

Ol' Pinchy McSquintsalot?
Ol' Squints VonBobblehead?
Akskvintia Anoreksievna Bobblova?

I like it three times as much as everyone else.

23rd Psalm
I'm so glad you're up to this episode. It still ranks as my FAVORITE EPISODE OF LOST EVER.
EVER. EVER!!!!

I first read it as "Osbornes" (Osbournes?).
Take your pick, I guess.

Did he also make a white-on-white "Bitchassness" shirt so that people can wear it to his douchebag "white" parties?

Most certainly not!

The first and last time I watched this movie was on a first date, having just sat through a student-produced play about ethnic cleansing. We started watching A Clockwork Orange first, but decided that we'd already seen enough rape for one night, and switched to Clerks.
What a weird evening.

Darabont's first band was better.

Pedro.

Randy Marsh, you take that back!

I haven't read the book, but I absolutely loved the movie. My only complaint is that it's too short. I would have loved for it to be twice (nay, thrice!) as long and spend more time exploring the dystopian world and/or any of the characters more in depth.
Sounds like I should just read the book.