Hmm.
You know what all these albums are missing? The sights, sounds, and flavours of Latin America and Spain.

PUTTIN ON THE RIIIIIITZ!

…and then the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
And Tori replies, "Yarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Frank Zappa is dead, and Adam Arkin was busy (it's a very short list.)

Inexplicable only because I've never actually seen any of her TV shows or Lifetime movies or whatever it is she does. I don't even know what her voice sounds like, but I don't plan to find out.

Finally
I'm glad to see I'm not alone in my inexplicable hatred of Tori Spelling.

I always keep my Maternty close. VERY close.

Well, then. There you have it.

Weenus, I hope your comment becomes a trend.

Everything's free in Buenos Aiiiiiires.

EH..
This doesn't bother me as much as it should. Tacky, yes. But morally reprehensible, eh, not so much. If a magazine is stupid enough to pay a ridiculous sum for a couple of staged photographs of her babies, then why the hell not. It's not like she sent them to a work camp.

With the bippin' and the boppin' and I brought you into this world, I can take you out!

Hmm.. I probably should have come up with a more clever screen name.

I think Dan Savage has informed us that that might mean you're diabetic. You should get that checked out.

People who roll their own cigarettes (like me and many of my friends) just DO it - they don't stand around and talk about it.
Wait, now I'm confused. Does that mean we're not Urbane Tomboys? We do wear comfortable clothes and sometimes wear make-up, or not. What are the criteria again?

Hi, Steven Hyden - I'm just curious…
Was it more difficult to write this review after the shenanigans over at Maxim? I mean, for me it would be difficult to fight the urge to make it as unlike theirs as possible, in fear of proving their guess to be accurate.
I should mention that I have not read their review (oh,…

Butterfly
No mention of his new production of Madame Butterfly at the Met last year? I had the good fortune of seeing it (opening night, no less), and it was beautiful. It could have been ridiculous (many feared it would be), but the puppets were suprisingly moving, and everything was really well done. Just…

Actually, Russians enjoy both beer and coffee.

Yeah, I thought he was pretty hilarious when I was a kid, too. I used to watch and rewatch some special that happened to be on the tape following the VH1 Queen retrospective* my brother taped for me. Now… not so much hilarious.

yeah…
So, I went ahead and found that Jack Frost carrot-rape scene on youtube. It was truly baffling.