But can they type as well as you do?

Never promise crazy a baby.

I don't see how the ice and the wind is relevant.

Tell me, where do these 'muscular sponges' come from?

'Alternate spelling'='My mum was drunk when she named me'

More like SMF=hilarious

Ah, I was wondering why I kept getting Saturday Night Fever.

This thread is brilliant. *Continues laughing*

Eyeliner poisoning? Has that been mentioned in the Darwin Awards?

*Shakes head in despair*

Still, where did the lighter fluid come from?

Whore: I would go on that dick ride. But only if you didn't call it a dick!

'Feed me a stray cat', you mean.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

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Well that depends, do the holes in the walls count as pop culture references?

What an amusing image!

You mean 'existensual', right?

"Yes, hello, I would like to go to the Gothic Castle."

THIS ISN'T A SPA!