C-C-C- …Ah, fuck it.

That's right, you flee that closet, Reck!

Gotta love schizophrenia.

I got 12 fingers…

Every single time!

"Pour alcohol on your dick, jerk off, stir the remnants in a martini glass."

"Dad-deee, I want a Lexus!"

I hate it when people abuse the word literally…

I prematurely shot my wad, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
- T (Tobias)

Go fuck yourself, teleprompter!

Anyone else with a 'final solution'?

I'm gonna need money, beads aren't cheap.

Take your soul? What about your virginity?