Svefn-G-Englar.

He's my spotter
I shall be a bigger, hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to joke about that.

Spiderman
11 pages of comments, and I'm still the only one who has seen Spiderman way too many times.

Stop masturbating yourself raw.

Yeah I seem to do that with "pocket". Just say it out loud. Sounds ridiculous for some reason.

No hair for oil! No hair for oil!

"guy makes his livelihood … oink … as … Cook … work[s] his … 'pro bono' … hard"

Good job, Steinberg!

Yeah. If we all just focused on getting firsties, the world would be a happier place.

Pansexual!

'Hot shit toilet stain' should also be a fashion term.

'Hot shit toilet stain' should also be a fashion term.

Well if you think about it, romantic comedies generally would probably be a lot funnier if you're stoned.

Kill, kill!

Do you know Hermano?

From Russia With Buzz sounds freaking amazing. I'm probably going to have dreams about that now.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

It's hot ham water!

As long as it has codeine in it, i'd be happy, regardless of the taste.