L&O: Madison — debuting in May.

What does Leno have? Pictures of Jeff Zucker in women's underwear, is my guess.

Trust me, the Bible is a lot more interesting when you don't have idiotoids like Pat Robertson and Joel Osteen "interpreting" it. As long as they and their ilk were killed in the Flash, I think it'll be all right.

Or the Postman?

@Right Wingnut: I'm sure it was nothing personal. Now if God Himself comes down from Heaven on a diamond throne and tells you you're going to Hell, THAT's personal. Kirk doesn't get to make that determination.

And lisps are hilariouth.

He does look creepy. Then, so does Leno.

He's a MONDOmensch.

I thought bloodshot eyes were the dead giveaway for looking Irish.

Hey, nobody's perfect. Though Amy Adams comes admirably close.

As a grown man, I loved Enchanted for its gentle humor and its parody of Disney-princess-film conventions. And for Amy Adams being her usual yummy self.

A solid if unspectacular firstie. Thus, in lieu of fiery cancerous EbolAIDS, you'll only receive a slight head cold.

But we can at least take comfort that, 40 years from now, Robert Redford will be able to make an award-winning film about the whole thing. The glass is half-full, my friend.

Still taking it waaaaaaaaay too seriously, dude.

How to Know for the "Taking All This Waaaaaaay Too Seriously" Award. Dude, get a life. Preferably on some other comment board.

Conan should go back to New York. And run against Kristen Gillibrand for the U.S. Senate seat. He gets into the Senate, he could tear NBC a new one, I bet. "How ya like me now, NBC? Legislate deez!"

Outrageous.

Yeah. Midwestern sausage-sucking pansies.

You mean, some of you still watch television?!? Luddites. I simply have my favorite shows beamed directly into the chip in my skull.

Cautiously ewwwwwwwww.