Is Cormac marrying Evan Rachel Wood too? This is getting confusing …

Oh, it'll continue to be EW … WWWWWWWWWWW!

All the famous goth-chick wannabes hook up with Manson at one time or another. It gives them the goth equivalent of "street cred."

It doesn't *sound* gay. It IS gay. Major difference.

Almost forgot the most obvious one:

Maybe they can give Neil Patrick Harris and Portia deRossi the Skerritt and McGillis roles, respectively.

Jessica Alba has a startling lack of talent, too, but you see her just about everywhere.

Peter Frampton, too.

Top Gun with a Vengeance

It's the Ewing Theory of the AVClub. If you don't know it, you're just not with it.

"Password?"

In a race to make the world forget one is beautiful, Lindsay Lohan has lapped the field.

SO HOW DOES IT FREAKING END, NAPOLEON?!?

rabbjo6, rest assured that ZMF will be visiting you, softball bat in hand, to show you what you can do with your photography class.

wolfmansRazor for the win.
Sr. Bagofcrap for cancerous hemorrhAIDS.
ZMF for the Illinois U.S. Senate seat in 2010.

@OTP: tell me you have QT directing this, with Jaclyn Smith or Pam Grier in the "femme fatale" role.

Agree with Dune. But if you want a Robin Williams MYOF entry, you have to pick Popeye! Just mind-numbingly awful — I walked out on it after 10 minutes, and I was 11 at the time.

It's really wild, but I'm, I'm afraid that I'm not gonna fit in here.

I've heard nine of them that I can identify, but only because the fitness club where I used to work out had the radio set to the local top 40 station. Otherwise it would have been two, simply because the only way to avoid "Boom Boom Pow" and "Poker Face" this year would've been to stay locked in my house for the…

If it makes Thomas Kinkade look bad, it's all right with me. And Marcia Gay Harden still looks marginally hot. Four stars.