Allow me to channel my inner ZMF for just a moment …

Following the standard AVClub trope: it's popular, therefore it must suck.

AND AH WANT MAH SCALPS!

And in summary, Speed Racer sucked warthog testes. That is all.

"Don't Answer Me" is still one of the all-time great "lost love" ballads. However, I can't say I ever did anything important while listening to it.

"Every suck ends with Kayyyyy …"

Why would that be unfortunate? Do you actually WANT those douches to reproduce?!?

Kay Jewelers, however, is exactly as bad as everyone says it is.

Sixpence None the Richer doing "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch."

I'm hoping it's his Superman Returns.

Don't ask the Nuge — his advice might involve bow hunting!

Well, expenseroso, now I feel even more pity for your parents.

I still love Breakfast Club, but I hate you all.

She's kind of like the poor man's Scarlett Johannsen, but without Scarlett's great taste in music. Make it the hobo's Scarlett Johannsen.

Ewwwwwww!

BUT AT LEAST HE ISN'T TRYIN TO BE THE NEXT ZMF, MOTHAFOCKAZZZ!

He probably does, but they would involve bestiality. And possibly urination. If I were you, I'd ask someone else.

Get a job, loser.

@C.S. - yeah, fail, fire, canceraids, blah blah blah. Whatever.

I think TVDW is just worried that it'll end up too talky, with not enough action or interaction, and that such an aspect will put people off. Me, I don't care — BRING ON THE KSR MARTIAN TRILOGY! IN ANY FORM!