That would work if they could get Patton Oswalt and Artie Lange to play the hemorrhoids.

'Cause if he is, Karatloz is buying tickets by the bloc.

Hilary Swank's face will play the female asteroid?

Jojo FTW and +24 Internets!

Freedom waits on the other side …

Ice Age with a Vengeance.

And by "a lot," we mean "about 13 too dang many."

IS NOT!

Still holding out for "Dig Dug: The Motion Picture."

@Trakball: you might want to take the next few plays off.

And the hail of bullets … in 3 … 2 … 1 …

Or "Mind of the Married Man."

Well, if you ever change your mind and need a ten-foot pole, Tom Jane is apparently the man to call …

In a sexy sort of way.

Jane playing Mantle in 61* was excellent. But not as good as him in Lawrence of Arabia.

C'mon, guys, stop dicking around.

I think we were all better off in ignorant bliss. Darn you, Jorge! Darn you to Heck!!!

Don't you mean, "fabulously REtardy"? That would make more sense.

Yeah, they covered that earlier.

Well, if anyone could destroy a Broadway theater telekinetically after being drenched in pig blood, Jerry Lewis would be near the top of the list. Though I still think Roseanne would be #1.