Wolf had Michelle Pfeiffer in it, therefore it can't be all bad. Simple as that.

@Dr. Robuttnik: it means "significant other." You would know this if you ever went on dates.

If they didn't want us to sh*t them, they wouldn't make such sh*t. Q.E.D.

An American Werewolf in Belfast Gets Shot At By Both Sides.

@Lame-o: Die in a hail of bullets.

It's a freaking Michael Jackson video, and you're questioning the PLOT?!?

So what you're basically saying is that Woody Allen's films suck?
Okay. Nothing I didn't already know.

Sister Mary, you've been using too many nercotics.

I love all you morons comparing Michael Jackson's nose to the World Trade Center.

Yes, if you're going to be feeding Perez Hilton anything, make it something like Semtex.

ZMF: continued proof that people with single-digit IQs shouldn't be allowed to have Internet access.

10 nominees: still a bad idea, badly executed. This will not change.

A bad idea, badly executed.

What about it? You gotta problem wit' everything?!?

Given that they gave this film a C- instead of the ZZ-quadruple-minus it deserves, I'm guessing that "what gives" is the AV Club reviewers have seen and reviewed too many trash films and it's affecting their judgment.

No. They won't.

What's an ATCTU?

You.R.Right

Everyone should, at least once in their life.

Shut up, you stupid fag.