@Idiots: no, no, you're getting your douchebag pseudostars who get hot semen shot on their faces confused.

@rationalist: pretty bloody stupid, I'd say. We're talking Jean-Claude Van Damme here. Next you'll be asking for the name of the dog in the Benji movies …

He's still got one more movie left in him. I know this in my gut.

But water with Gwyneth Paltrow floating in it is still better than just plain water, IMHO.

@Delmars. Yes, you are alone. On a deserted island with no trees. Or fresh water supply.

Karloff gets a lifetime pass for the voiceover on the animated "Grinch who Stole Christmas."

"Yakety Sax" improves everything. Someday, I want to make love with that song in the background on endless repeat.

@Kid — Spencer Tracy darn near won an Oscar for "GWCTD". So suck it.

Good point about Lillian Gish. Is there any chance we'll get an Inventory of "Going out in style: 23 classy final roles by great actors"? You could start the list with Spencer Tracy in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?" and roll from there.

No. There isn't.

Bernie Mac was great at playing the ultimate scammer, the guy who was always looking for an edge or a loophole, wheedling, flattering, trying to get over. He was like W.C. Fields for our generation.

Yes, and they gave a classic acceptance speech too.

I've only seen one as well — Fu Manchu, which I actually saw in the theater when I was 10. All I remember is the closing "Rockin' Fu" scene. Well, that and being very disappointed because I had always heard that Peter Sellers was funny, and that movie wasn't. Born in the wrong time, I was …

@Jewfro — we're not criticizing Woody Allen because he's nailing a woman less than half his age. (Then we'd also be criticizing Michael Douglas, which we aren't. In fact, we envy him.) We're criticizing Woody Allen because he's nailing his STEPDAUGHTER. Fairly major difference there, dude.

So wait — Evan Rachel Wood got all bent because Mickey Rourke hit on her during filming of the Wrestler … now she's starring as the love interest of LARRY DAVID?!? Where are this girl's standards?

NO, IT'S NOT. YOU WILL SUBMIT — OR WE'LL PARACHUTE SANDRA AND RYAN INTO YOUR COUNTRY!

George Clooney on line 1, Gentle …

She's getting older, dumbcluck. It happens.

It might be a new trend, but I'm waiting for the upcoming pairing of Annette Bening and Daniel Radcliffe to see if it takes.

What's the right answer?