Because those are executive jobs that women under 50 are allowed to have in this country, that's why. Don't blame the media, blame the society the media is reflecting.

He likes Sandra's butt-chin. That gets the film a slight grade boost right there.

This will tell you everything you need to know:
Three weeks ago, I'm with my family at the local kajillionplex to see Up. On the way to theater #278,994, we passed a maxiposter (like a ten-foot-tall maxipad, only it's a poster, see …) for The Proposal. I stop for a moment, turn to my wife, point at the poster and…

Sadsad, you forgot the canceraids part. You're getting lazy …

What, too Jewish for you?

Because he knew that after this one, his career would be in the toilet, so his only options would be an AD movie or a bad sitcom?

Or Christie Brinkley walking through town chained to that iron wheel with the bell on her collar? **shudder**

What, no love for Staten? C'mon, Shaolin needs to represent!

I was only 12 when Tootsie came out, so I hadn't been the right age (pre-puberty) to appreciate Caddyshack, Meatballs or Stripes. But Murray was letter-perfect as Dustin Hoffman's straight man. And "we're entering into a weird area here" is still one of the great movie quotes to use in almost any context.

@Hipster D-Bag: Isn't is obvious? It's just like WTF — it means "Fhat the wuck?"

@Kiwiovou: Or "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water."

Definitely an advantage, Karatloz

Dr. Acula FTW and WTF. At the same time.

Enderverse — but only after the kids wipe out the buggers. 50,000 worlds to colonize, no competition. And I always get the mental picture of grown-up Valentine looking like Hayden Panetierre. So that's a plus.

So you still won't admit you're jealous of the Young Republicans? Or that you don't know when to capitalize words? Sad, sad, sad.

I was a huge Hall & Oates fan as a teen and owned Abandoned Luncheonette … but that album is an illustration of why they shouldn't necessarily be included in the Philly-soul discussion with Gamble and Huff, Thom Bell, etc. Luncheonette was a great LP, but stylistically it was all over the place — you could've dropped…

And for that matter, Philly isn't dying. It just smells that way.

Somebody is jealous …
… because somebody else can actually bake. And enjoys their life. And other terrible things like that.

Send me a copy of the second one, please?

The vapid females ARE the resources we're saving for future generations! Jeez, where are YOUR priorities?!?